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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 01:08

Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Column | We asked an oncologist: Should we worry about endocrine disruptors? - The Washington Post
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Why Adding More Bananas to Your Diet Could Impact Your Blood Pressure - Prevention
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Then came..
Draisaitl says Perry rallied Oilers: 'When he speaks up, you listen' - theScore.com
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Woodruff departs rehab outing after taking liner to elbow - MLB.com
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
How do I build rapport with anybody?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...